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May 6, 2012 by Halfstack

Talk about being prepared, Zon’ozz jumped the gun and was way ahead of the curve. With rumors of an Asian style invasion coming to Azeroth, Zon’ozz decided to add some Asian flare into his fight, and enlist the aid of what looked like the “Japanese way of the tentacle” school of martial arts. Unfortunately for him, it’s the Chinese that are invading, and not the Japanese. With a few awkward looks, a couple of red faces, and a few brave gnomes.. we taught the guy a geographical lesson by ping ponging his ass to death leaving no tentacle standing..



Warlord Zon'ozz HC

Horrifying Horn Arbalest (Cartmanus)
Belt of Flayed Skin (Farek)
Grotesquely Writhing Bracers (Joukahainen)
Gauntlets of the Corrupted Vanquisher (Itza, Tohvu)
Seal of the Seven Signs (Joukahainen)


Apr 1, 2012 by Illyria

Some people... er, dragons!


While we were battling the endlessly boring tides of what is the Skyrim event in the Dragon Soul we were rudely interrupted by a brash dragon with a funny accent and an attitude problem. The worm even called himself Ultraultra or something. Guess he was absent from the class when they taught young dragons the meaning of subtlety. We quickly grew tired of his high manners and decided to teach him a lesson in respect. Few hours later his pompous behind fell from the sky.


At least that finally shut him up.



Ultraxion HC

Bracers of Looming Darkness (Tipetsu)
Imperfect Specimens 27 and 28 (Joukahainen)
Ledger of Revolting Rituals (Odeliini)
Chest of the Corrupted Conqueror (Alfenster)
Creche of the Final Dragon (Sacritus)
Chest of the Corrupted Vanquisher (Farek)


Mar 28, 2012 by Marcius

FBF stopped by one of the generals of the Old Gods and decided he was positively rude. His room was filled with swarms of blobs filled with all kinds of unseemly things. We gladly dispatched of them, one at a time. Jortsu himself also seemed quite tired, so we granted him his eternal sleep with pleasure.


3/8 down, next up: Ultraxion!



Yor'sahj the Unsleeping HC

Soulshifter Vortex (Feanoris)
Scalpel of Unrelenting Agony (Enasias, Hituc)
Leggings of the Corrupted Conqueror (Ithos, Cabbus)
Spire of Coagulated Globules (Illyria)


Feb 26, 2012 by Bellynice

The girl that had been pulling those sudden perfect frontside ollies over our dead bodies, finally got snaked and we went and collected what was ours. After getting the hang on the coordination of phases we were still constantly haunted by "random" deaths that were keeping us from getting things really going.


As things started to go better. It was still the classic last try of the night that made us play it almost perfectly.


Good job to everyone! and lets keep on working hard for our common dream... a gnome druid tank.


Hagara the Stormbinder HC

Runescriven Demon Collar (Sacritus)
Treads of Dormant Dreams (Cartmanus)
Bracers of the Banished (Cabbus)
Girdle of the Grotesque (Pawsofsteel)
Shoulders of the Corrupted Vanquisher (Fagina, Ruiti)




Feb 12, 2012 by Alfenster

While the siege of the Wyrmrest temple was underway, Finnish Brute Force selected a secret recruitment officer to find more raiders and help. Instead of real players, a dark prince was found. Wrathion, the son of Deathwing himself, rebelled against his parents as any teenager would and decided to send our human female rogue, Tac on an adventure of her own to find something pretty to wield and help the guild in the long run.

Tac had no easy task infront of her. She was to kill every living remnant of the Black Dragonflight to prove her might and cunning. Pick pocketing Hagara and looting countless of mythical fragments from various bosses, she finally gathered enough to forge a pair of daggers with the help of Wrathion. Those hollow shells were not perfect from the start and would need a soul. So, more pieces of Deathwings minions were required.

At last, after few months, the daggers were ready to wield their true power. All that was left was the mighty sharpening! What else would you use to sharpen your cutlery than the jaw of Deathwing himself! So the harbinger of death was harbinged and the Fangs of the Father were born. Gz Tac!


Feb 5, 2012 by Marcius

FBF has cleared the first heroic boss of Dragon Soul. Despite our best efforts, some folks have been more active and some less active, which has led to a series of normal mode farming runs.


This is all about to change. FBF is seriously at it now, with increased recruiting and general tomfoolery, we are activating our raiding section to actively pursue other heroic kills. You're more than welcome to join us. This news post has been provided to you by our world famous Stetson-Harrison method of picking the guy who knows how to write at least something, since our regular news writer went and got himself a real life character slot increase. Congrats to Vanaar on your kid, you left us hanging.


Please come back so our regular news can return. Pretty please?



Morchok HC

Hand of Morchok (Itza)
Indomitable Pride (Sraaz)
Sporebeard Gauntlets (Illyria)
Robe of Glowing Stone (Ithos)
Petrified Fungal Heart (Alfenster)



Jan 26, 2012 by Cartmanus

Happened so far in the previous episodes: FBF heroically cleared their way up to the Firelord himself. Some of us even managed to see his ugly feet. Unfortunately, as the group is very conscious about bullying we couldn’t continue with Mr.Ragnaros anymore as we had a bigger lizard to fry and “stood in fire” achievements to get. 

Dragon Soul (ironic, when considering) was released at the end of November annoyingly enough just before Christmas break. Nevertheless we managed to clear the whole shebang in 2 weeks before each of us retreated to our caverns to enjoy Christmas ham and abundance of soft Christmas gifts. 

After the holidays many of the esteemed raiders have had now some motivation issues with the game and thus far we have only succeeded to down Morchok HC on 10man. This is where you, dear reader, come in.

Finnish Brute Force is actively looking for new talents in the field of damage dealing and healing (virtually ofc). What we have to offer (besides obviously bad sense of humor) is a quality guild filled with elderly people (pretty much nobody under 20 and damn that’s old.), relaxed atmosphere, and progression & raiding times that offer a chance of life outside of wow without losing the taste of wiping. And last but not least this awesome new website.

Oct 2, 2011 by Tac

From normal mode, we knew that Majordomo likes it rough.


In our latest hardcore S&M orgy we put our best double penetrators to work on the smoking hot pussies while rest of the raid was getting erupted upon by giant balls. Tanks were getting some great close up views of his cleavage, but suddenly we had to stop prematurely. That snuffing-perv had forgotten the safeword, Alabama and choked on our lust.


Too bad.



Majordomo HC

Sandals of Leaping Coals (Farek)
Jaws of Defeat (Joukahainen)
Firecat Leggings (Elythia)
Bracers of the Fiery Path (Yiazmat)
Grips of Unerring Precision (Illyria, Sticker)
Shoulders of the Fiery Conqueror (Zende, Alfenster)
Shoulders of the Fiery Protector (Eidia)

Sep 28, 2011 by Tac

As Phoenixee tend to do, so did Alysrazor rise from the normal mode ashes just to realize her true power. Despite her heroic efforts and balls borrowed from her master, Ragnaros the Geylord (Balls are definitely touching), Nerf-Herders of FBF were able to easily smite the firebird down. This time permanently.


Or at least until next week.

Alysrazor HC

Moltenfeather Leggings (Sticker)
Alysrazor's Band (Yiazmat)
Clawshaper Gauntlets (Eidia)
Phoenix-Down Treads (Ruiti)

Greathelm of the Voracious Maw (Glosyar, Sacritus)
Chest of the Fiery Conqueror (Cabbus, Alfenster, Carsina)

Sep 21, 2011 by Tac


You put your right foot in,
You put your right foot out;
You put your right foot in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

You put your lavaflows in,
You put your Obsidians out;
You put your volcanos in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you rip your armor apart.
That's what HC kill is all about!

Lord Rhyolith HC

Fireskin Gauntlets (Sacritus)
Cracked Obsidian Stompers (Sraaz)
Incendic Chestguard (Elythia, Ruiti)
Hood of Rampant Disdain (Ruiti)
Lava Line Wristbands (Joukahainen)

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