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The National Weather Service of Azeroth has issued a severe thunderstorm warning for the Throne of the Four Winds region in southwestern Uldum until 10 pm Central Server Time. At 5:30 pm, the National Weather Service Doppler radar indicated the forming of a severe thunderstorm capable of epic-scale hail. The storm is currently holding still over the region. This is a dangerous storm. If you are in the warned area, prepare immediately for extreme hail, harsh wind conditions and ground lightning. Repeating, a severe thunderstorm warning has been issued until 10 pm Central Server Time for the following regions: Throne of the Four Winds in southwestern Uldum.

Avid stormchasers that we are, the brave team of FBF headed out immediately to ensure the safety and property integrity of the warned area. Much to our surprise, the forming thunderstorm was not the result of global warming or other expected phenomena. Instead, arriving at the general region we found a completely deranged Djinn orchestrating the storm. Luckily, our disappointment for the lack of an epic thunderstorm of the century was slightly alleviated by the possessions that the Djinn was (somewhat reluctantly, though) willing to relinquish.

Al'Akir

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