While the siege of the Wyrmrest temple was underway, Finnish Brute Force selected a secret recruitment officer to find more raiders and help. Instead of real players, a dark prince was found. Wrathion, the son of Deathwing himself, rebelled against his parents as any teenager would and decided to send our human female rogue, Tac on an adventure of her own to find something pretty to wield and help the guild in the long run.

Tac had no easy task infront of her. She was to kill every living remnant of the Black Dragonflight to prove her might and cunning. Pick pocketing Hagara and looting countless of mythical fragments from various bosses, she finally gathered enough to forge a pair of daggers with the help of Wrathion. Those hollow shells were not perfect from the start and would need a soul. So, more pieces of Deathwings minions were required.

At last, after few months, the daggers were ready to wield their true power. All that was left was the mighty sharpening! What else would you use to sharpen your cutlery than the jaw of Deathwing himself! So the harbinger of death was harbinged and the Fangs of the Father were born. Gz Tac!

FBF has cleared the first heroic boss of Dragon Soul. Despite our best efforts, some folks have been more active and some less active, which has led to a series of normal mode farming runs.

This is all about to change. FBF is seriously at it now, with increased recruiting and general tomfoolery, we are activating our raiding section to actively pursue other heroic kills. You're more than welcome to join us. This news post has been provided to you by our world famous Stetson-Harrison method of picking the guy who knows how to write at least something, since our regular news writer went and got himself a real life character slot increase. Congrats to Vanaar on your kid, you left us hanging.

Please come back so our regular news can return. Pretty please?

Morchok HC

Hand of Morchok (Itza)
Indomitable Pride (Sraaz)
Sporebeard Gauntlets (Illyria)
Robe of Glowing Stone (Ithos)
Petrified Fungal Heart (Alfenster)

Happened so far in the previous episodes: FBF heroically cleared their way up to the Firelord himself. Some of us even managed to see his ugly feet. Unfortunately, as the group is very conscious about bullying we couldn’t continue with Mr.Ragnaros anymore as we had a bigger lizard to fry and “stood in fire” achievements to get. 

Dragon Soul (ironic, when considering) was released at the end of November annoyingly enough just before Christmas break. Nevertheless we managed to clear the whole shebang in 2 weeks before each of us retreated to our caverns to enjoy Christmas ham and abundance of soft Christmas gifts. 

After the holidays many of the esteemed raiders have had now some motivation issues with the game and thus far we have only succeeded to down Morchok HC on 10man. This is where you, dear reader, come in.

Finnish Brute Force is actively looking for new talents in the field of damage dealing and healing (virtually ofc). What we have to offer (besides obviously bad sense of humor) is a quality guild filled with elderly people (pretty much nobody under 20 and damn that’s old.), relaxed atmosphere, and progression & raiding times that offer a chance of life outside of wow without losing the taste of wiping. And last but not least this awesome new website.

From normal mode, we knew that Majordomo likes it rough.

In our latest hardcore S&M orgy we put our best double penetrators to work on the smoking hot pussies while rest of the raid was getting erupted upon by giant balls. Tanks were getting some great close up views of his cleavage, but suddenly we had to stop prematurely. That snuffing-perv had forgotten the safeword, Alabama and choked on our lust.

Too bad.

Majordomo HC

Sandals of Leaping Coals (Farek)
Jaws of Defeat (Joukahainen)
Firecat Leggings (Elythia)
Bracers of the Fiery Path (Yiazmat)
Grips of Unerring Precision (Illyria, Sticker)
Shoulders of the Fiery Conqueror (Zende, Alfenster)
Shoulders of the Fiery Protector (Eidia)

As Phoenixee tend to do, so did Alysrazor rise from the normal mode ashes just to realize her true power. Despite her heroic efforts and balls borrowed from her master, Ragnaros the Geylord (Balls are definitely touching), Nerf-Herders of FBF were able to easily smite the firebird down. This time permanently.

Or at least until next week.

Alysrazor HC

Moltenfeather Leggings (Sticker)
Alysrazor's Band (Yiazmat)
Clawshaper Gauntlets (Eidia)
Phoenix-Down Treads (Ruiti)

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You put your right foot in,
You put your right foot out;
You put your right foot in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

You put your lavaflows in,
You put your Obsidians out;
You put your volcanos in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you rip your armor apart.
That's what HC kill is all about!

Lord Rhyolith HC

Fireskin Gauntlets (Sacritus)
Cracked Obsidian Stompers (Sraaz)
Incendic Chestguard (Elythia, Ruiti)
Hood of Rampant Disdain (Ruiti)
Lava Line Wristbands (Joukahainen)

Dear Azerothian heroes and heroins.

It has come to our attention that wild animals are being mistreated in Firelands. A certain Mr. S. has reported multiple violations of animal rights within his kennel. Such acts must stop immediately. Mr. S. is a a fully licenced dog farmer, and tampering with his livelyhood violates D.E.H.T.A.s policy. From now on, it is forbidden to kill skull-level canine in Firelands. Failure to follow this rule will lead into a -10 DKP infraction. Normal-level dogs are still free to hunt among tortoise and firehawk-pests.

With cuddliness, D.E.H.T.A.

FBF complied, resulting in a Heroic kill.

Shannox HC

Leggings of the Fiery Protector (Illyria)
Leggings of the Fiery Vanquisher (Itza, Tac)
Uncrushable Belt of Fury (Zende)
Feeding Frenzy (Sorbus)
Bracers of the Dread Hunter (Denias)
Necklace of Fetishes (Ligur, Itza)
Crystal Prison Band (Eleador)

This week's episode of "Antiques Raidshow" takes us to Mount Hyjal and the Firelands, where an old (old, old, old) friend has decided to burn down the beautiful forests of the elves! In these enviromental friendly times, who would stand for that? (Let's just forget about the critter kill achievement, ok?). So, after strengthening our fire resistance over the summer, we felt confident enough to send an elite group of tree huggers to deal with the problem.

There he was...the Fire Lord. So big and intimidating...And now he's here. Still big. Still intimidating. STILL DROPS EPICS! CHARGE!

...still doesn't drop the tier piece you wanted. But hey, at least you saved him from the nerfbat that would've hit him sooner or later, right?

Ragnaros

Variable Pulse Lightning Capacitor (Eleador, Odeliini)
Helm of the Fiery Protector (Sticker, Sraaz)
Helm of the Fiery Conqueror (Odeliini)
Matrix Restabilizer (Farek)
Sulfuras, the Extinguished Hand (Ligur)
Vessel of Acceleration (Yiamat)

A fire cat form? A SCORPION form? AOE FIRE CYCLONE!? Where was our druid trainer when these spells were taught? I almost didn't want to fight this guy so that he could've shown us how to do some of those things. But, considering the fact that we had just killed pretty much everything in the Firelands before him, mr. Staghelm might have been a bit reluctant to give us anything but the finger. So instead, we taught him a lesson in PAIN!

And it's a good thing we did, because those fancy spells of his turned out to be pretty lame after all. Apparently, his form is based on how many people are near him, and as we have become quite adept at running away from bad fiery stuff, the weakling offered little challenge to the swift-moving warriors of the Finnish Brute Force.

Majordomo Staghelm

The Hungerer (Fenkhar, Sticker, Sorbus)
Jaws of Defeat (Cerebear)
Flowform Choker (Ruiti)
Mantle of the Fiery Conqueror (Alfenster)
Mantle of the Fiery Protector (Matu)
Mantle of the Fiery Vanquisher (Sorbus)

Blizzard maybe releases new raid content every once in a while, but we at the Finnish Brute Force don't support this theory.We like the good old content. We just bring more people each time.The FBF hordes took over ye olde Asikkala stomping grounds again in mid-august. Now with circa 30 people.

Many flasks (namely +spirit -agility) were consumed, great feasts were devoured (+fat -vegetable) and even more bosses were downed!There was even a sigthing of a real T11 paladin protecting the flock in the middle of the night when the rest of us had already wiped.

One fool was also tricked into becoming an officer of the guild. Congratulations, Ruiti! We "wish him well" :-).